By Agatha Emeadi
At the just concluded Lagos Tourism Naija Brand Chic Fair adjudged to be a huge success, Nigerians from from all walks of life besieged the Centre of Excellence.
The highlights of the flooded White-Stone Event Place at Oregun-Alausa Ikeja venue of the fair were the display of various brands, goods and services in cubicles constructed on the fair ground.
As people meandered through the arrays of shops at the fair, one of them stood out because of the large concentration of ladies waiting to be attended to: a shop owned by a woman popularly called Hajia.
The ladies who crowded her shop were buyers, window shoppers, networkers and others who came for other serious businesses.That was the essence of the fair.
This reporter initially thought that there were new skin products, new make-ups or fashionable pieces that attracted that kind of number of women to Hajia’s shop. But that was not correct.
On a closer look, the surprise was revealed: It was, indeed, a Kayan Mata shop. The shop was manned by the owner, the beautiful Hajia and her sales team.
And the engagement of this reporter with Hajia is quite revealing; welcome to the world of Kayan Mata, the wonder world of love products, charms and tricks.
At a glance through Hajia’s flyers, it was boldly written: “Do you want to ignite the flames of passion in your relationship? Look no further! Introducing our Premium Aphrodisiacs (Kayan Mata)”
So, her products are not hidden neither are they sold in secrecy, no, it’s in the open marketplace.
With that this reporter engaged Hajia in a discussion:
Hajia, are you based in Lagos State, so I can come for private consultation? And she answered: “No, I am based in Yola, Adamawa State. I came from Yola for the fair.”
Please, I want to have a private discussion, can we move inside the shop? And she quickly drew my hand and we both walked into her shop. In a hushed tune, I said to her: Hajia, I have this married man whom I am dating and I love him so much because he is a big spender. We have been together for two years now, but I want to snatch him finally from his wife, since the wife and children reside overseas. In fact, I want him for me, myself and I alone and do not want him to look at any other ladies. And Hajia asked: “Have you started having sex with him?” I responded affirmatively, yes, we have. And she quickly brought out a tiny bottle with a liquid content. The manner she looked at the tiny bottle and gazed at me sent some conquering messages with it. A miniature in a deceitful bottle one could easily mistake for perfume oil. A content that has turned couples into sworn enemies. She looked at it again, then shook it a little and handed it over to me and said: “This is the solution to your request. It is our ‘Fulani secret.’ We call it ‘Bouncing oil’”. So, how will I use it? And she advised: “Apply it on your private area as last thing before sex and watch the man do your bid.” In a street parlance, Hajia said: “Na you go de press his mumu-button. He will never look at another lady except you. With this, he will forget his wife, his other side-chicks and concentrate on only you.”
When asked how much the product is and how it works, she said: “It is sold for N25,000 only, apply it on yourself last thing before action.” Asked if each application expires with one round of sex or that one application takes care of a particular period, she said: “It should be applied for at least five times for five different sexual times too and see the effect of Kayan Mata. I told you it is our Fulani secret.”
Again, I said to her, Hajia, I do not want to waste my money, who can attest to the effect of this? And she responded: “Why do you think ladies are trooping in here? If there are no results, do you think they will come? I know the number of sales I have made today on my products alone.”
Again Hajia, don’t be angry over my questions, I am a novice who wants to be initiated because I have a man after my heart. Now that I am not financially buoyant to purchase one, how do I get one bottle later in the week? She answered: “We deliver worldwide. Wherever you are in foreign country, we can reach you.”
Notably, Hajia is not proud of only Bouncing oil as her premium brand, her other products include: VIP syrup, emergency cookie, serious matter, new bride soap and end of discussion.
Others are Bouncing oil for men, Yajin maze, the king and Gumbar news.
These products come in various liquid contents and powder to serve and heal various sexual purposes, but she said that the Bouncing oil remains the king of them all.
According to Hajia, Emergency cookie resurrects fallen breasts.
Hear her: “You can see it is in powder form, it is prepared like pap (Akamu), take if for three days and see the rise of the fallen breast.
“We have lots of various products for women’s success. We have for good luck, rise and shine, open doors for business to flourish, promotion in offices and all good products that will make a woman progress and be financially buoyant.”
Even as women would always look for products to enhance themselves, the men are not forgotten. Hajia came prepared for men and women.
For the men, she said there are: “Follow me, Excellency, My man and His majesty.”
All these are sexual enhancement remedies mostly to strengthen the man, make him last longer and have satisfaction in bed. Ask Hajia, if these are not in the class of Viagra which has after effect on men? She said: “You are asking too many questions. These substances are naturally made and have been in use for as long as I do not know.”