Men, women and kayan mata

Honestly, only God knows how the name kayan mata, its application and effect sneaked into the society. For starters, who made the discovery of kayan mata? Who sold the idea and convinced others that Kayan mata is the easiest way to ‘catch’ and keep a man?

In the golden years, among the many ingredients that could keep a man was respect, the ability of the woman to give him many children, and then well-prepared food. Kayan mata or otherwise was never part of it. But with the influx of western civilization, the ancient landmark which binds couples together seems to have become weak. Respect, food, great number of children could now be gotten from elsewhere knowingly and unknowingly. That gradual weakness also paved way for the likes of kayan mata to reign supreme among ignorant women.

In all sincerity, Kayan mata producers and sellers are simply cashing out on blind-folded people they could convince. Sex can never be the only reason to keep a man or a woman. No man or woman has won award as the sexiest on earth. A man could simply choose to be disciplined and live clean. Yes, it is possible while some would taste all the soups at their own risks.

Now, at a recently concluded trade fair, I had gone to window- shop, network and purchase whatever my financial power could give. While meandering by the entrance of the crowded event place, my eyes caught a glimpse of one of the shops where a bevy of ladies crowded over a woman popularly called Hajia. Hajia is the owner of the shop where these ladies gathered. At first, I thought there were new skin products, new make-up, fashionable pieces or an enhancement that are women’s Achilles heels. At a closer watch, I was not wrong after all. There was a sexual enhancement called kayan mata. Gade’m it. This is the place to be. Little wonder ladies surrounded the owner like bees searching for honey. There were various questions for Hajia which she is smart to answer.

Interestingly, it became an investigative opportunity for me. Hajia stood firm like an Iroko tree, ready to discuss the benefits of Kayan mata to as many as would need her help. While waiting for the tempo of the buyers to get down a bit, I decided to glance through her flyers. It was boldly written “Do you want to ignite the flames of passion in your relationship? Look no further! Introducing our Premium Aphrodisiacs (Kayan mata). So, her products are not hidden neither is it sold in secrecy. With that, I drew Hajia’s attention to the first question. ‘Hajia, are you based in Lagos state, so I can come for private consultation? ‘No, I am based in Yola, Adamawa state. I came from Yola for the fair. Next was, ‘I want to have a private discussion, can we move inside the shop? She drew my hand and we both walked into the shop.

In a hush tone, I said to her “Hajia, I have this married man whom I am dating and I love him so much because he is a big spender. We have been together for two years now, but I want to snatch him finally from his wife, since the wife and children reside overseas. In fact, I want him for me, myself and I and do not want him to look at any other lady. Hajia asked “Have you started having sex with him? I responded affirmatively, yes, we have. She quickly brought a tiny bottle with a liquid content. The manner she looked at the tiny bottle and gazed at me sent some conquering messages with it. A miniature substance in a deceitful bottle one could easily mistake for perfume oil. A content that women thought have driven their men away. A tiny bottle ascribed to have the powers, Odumeje would throw carelessly as abudu-shaker, pandemic, ganduse and bahose! All that is a fluke. She looked at it again, then shook it a little and handed it over to me.

“This is the solution to your request. It is our ‘Fulani secret.’ We call it ‘Bouncing oil’. So, how should I use it was my question? “Apply it on your private area as last thing before sex and watch the man do your bid. In a lay man’s language, Hajia said “Na you go de press his mumu-button. He will never look at another lady except you.” With this, he will forget his wife, his other side chicks and concentrate on only you.” (Story- story) How much is it and how does it work? “It is sold for N25,000.00 only, apply it on yourself last thing before action.” Curiously, I asked her again, does each application expire with one round of sex or the once application takes care of a particular period? “It should be applied for at least five times for five different sexual times too and see the effect of Kayan mata. I told you it is our Fulani secret.”

Still investigating the effect of Kayan mata, I asked her Hajia, I do not want to waste my money, who can attest to the result of this? She responded “Why do you think ladies are trooping here? If there are no result, do you think they will come? I know the number of sales I have made today on my products alone. Again Hajia, don’t be angry over my numerous questions, I am a novice who wants to be initiated fully. I am not financially buoyant to purchase one now, how can I get a bottle of bouncing oil later in the week.? “We deliver worldwide. Where ever you are in foreign country, we can reach you.” I thanked her and promised to get in touch the moment I am ready for her.

While I gently perused through her displayed products, I saw other goods like VIP syrup, emergency cookie, serious matter, new bride soap and end of discussion. These according to Hajia are to enhance all forms of sexual pleasures for the woman. (Say that to the gods!) Sexual pleasures come from happy minds for both the men and women. One cannot be in pains, abuse of all sorts, lack, and apply kayan mata keep a man.

Again, Hajia also came prepared for the men as well. She displayed oil for men, Yajin maze, the king and Gumbar news. “Follow me, Excellency, My man and His majesty.” These products from my understanding came in various liquid contents to strengthen and help two-minutes men to last longer in bed. But Bouncing Oil, as she said, is the king of all the products.

Emergency cookie is another product that resurrects fallen breasts according to Hajia. She said, “You can see it is in powder form, it is prepared like pap (akamu), take it for three days and see the rise of the fallen breast. We also have lots of various products for women product like good luck, rise and shine, open doors for business to flourish, promotion in offices and all good products that will make a woman progress and be financially buoyant.”

Even as women would always look for products to enhance themselves, Ask Hajia if kayan mata is not in the class of Viagra which has after effect for some men? She said, you are asking too many questions. “These substances are naturally made and has been in use for as long as I do not know.”

Unfortunately, most women refused to understand that Kayan mata which they claim enhances sex does not keep any man or save marriage. Only God saves marriages. Again, good character and conduct, respect for the man, responsibility, truthfulness and bonding are other ingredients that endears a man to his woman. Dr. and Dr. Mrs Joseph became a cynosure of all eyes with their marriage. Their love, unity, togetherness was worthy of emulation. It got so bad his kinsmen came to look for him and the wife looked at their clock and said to her in-laws, “He is with his printer and will come back from there.” His kinsmen chided him for letting his wife know all his movement.

Dear Nigerian men and women, has anyone bothered to find out the side effect of Kayan mata? They claim it is natural, what should be the dosage? If it was effective, why did a kayan mata seller’s marriage crash, when she had the solution to keep her man?

Know it from today that a lady cannot keep a man for her with kayan mata. If it is Fulani secret, has it stopped polygamy among the ethnic group?

Women, instead of looking for kayan mata to keep your man, work on your character and conduct, be educationally, financially and adequately empowered for your man to respect you. Then, on bended knees, make your supplication known to God.

to give him as many children as he wanted, then well-prepared food were the few notable ingredients then. Kayan mata or otherwise was never part of it. But with the influx of the western civilization; that ancient landmark which binds couples together seems to have become weak. Respect, food, great number of children could now be gotten from elsewhere knowingly and unknowingly. That gradual weakness also paved way for the likes of kayan mata to reign supreme among the ignorants.

In all sincerity, Kayan mata producers and sellers are simply cashing out on blind-folded people they could convince. Sex can never be the only reason to keep a man or a woman. No man or woman has won award as the sexiest on earth. A man could simply choose to be disciplined and live clean. Yes, it is possible while some would taste all the soups at their own risks.

Now, at a recently concluded trade fair, I had gone to window- shop, network and purchase whatever my financial power could give. While meandering by the entrance of the crowded event place, my eyes caught a glimpse of one of the shops where a bevy of ladies crowded over a woman popularly called Hajia. Hajia is the owner of the shop where these ladies gathered. At first, I thought there were new skin products, new make-up, fashionable pieces or an enhancement that are women’s Achilles heels. At a closer watch, I was not wrong at after all. There was a sexual improvement called kayan mata. Gade’m it. This is the place to be. Little wonder ladies surrounded the owner like bees searching for honey. There were various questions for Hajia which she is smart to answer.

Interestingly, it became an investigative opportunity for me. Hajia stood firm like an Iroko tree, ready to discuss the benefits of Kayan mata to as many as would need her help. While waiting for the tempo of the buyers to get down a bit, I decided to glance through her flyers. It was boldly written “Do you want to ignite the flames of passion in your relationship? Look no further! Introducing our Premium Aphrodisiacs (Kayan mata). So, her products are not hidden neither is it sold in secrecy. With that, I drew Hajia’s attention to the first question. ‘Hajia, are you based in Lagos state, so I can come for private consultation? ‘No, I am based in Yola, Adamawa state. I came from Yola for the fair. Next was, ‘I want to have a private discussion, can we move inside the shop? She drew my hand and we both walked into the shop. In a hush tone, I said to her “Hajia, I have this married man whom I am dating and I love him so much because he is a big spender. We have been together for two years now, but I want to snatch him finally from his wife, since the wife and children reside overseas. In fact, I want him for me, myself and I and do not want him to look at any other lady. Hajia asked “Have you started having sex with him? I responded affirmatively, yes, we have. She quickly brought a tiny bottle with a liquid content. The manner she looked at the tiny bottle and gazed at me sent some conquering messages with it. A miniature substance in a deceitful bottle one could easily mistake for perfume oil. A content that women thought have driven their men away. A tiny bottle ascribed to have the powers, Odumeje would throw carelessly as abudu-shaker, pandemic, ganduse and bahose! All that is a fluke. She looked at it again, then shook it a little and handed it over to me. “This is the solution to your request. It is our ‘Fulani secret.’ We call it ‘Bouncing oil’. So, how should I use it was my question? “Apply it on your private area as last thing before sex and watch the man do your bid. In a lay man’s language, Hajia said “Na you go de press his mumu-button. He will never look at another lady except you.” With this, he will forget his wife, his other side chicks and concentrate on only you.” (Story- story) How much is it and how does it work? “It is sold for N25,000.00 only, apply it on yourself last thing before action.” Curiously, I asked her again, does each application expire with one round of sex or the once application takes care of a particular period? “It should be applied for at least five times for five different sexual times too and see the effect of Kayan mata. I told you it is our Fulani secret.”

Still investigating the effect of Kayan mata, I asked her Hajia, I do not want to waste my money, who can attest to the result of this? She responded “Why do you think ladies are trooping here? If there are no result, do you think they will come? I know the number of sales I have made today on my products alone. Again Hajia, don’t be angry over my numerous questions, I am a novice who wants to be initiated fully. I am not financially buoyant to purchase one now, how can I get a bottle of bouncing oil later in the week.? “We deliver worldwide. Where ever you are in foreign country, we can reach you.” I thanked her and promised to get in touch the moment I am ready for her.

While I gently perused through her displayed products, I saw other goods like VIP syrup, emergency cookie, serious matter, new bride soap and end of discussion. These according to Hajia are to enhance all forms of sexual pleasures for the woman. (Say that to the gods!) Sexual pleasures come from happy minds for both the men and women. One cannot be in pains, abuse of all sorts, lack, and apply kayan mata keep a man.

Again, Hajia also came prepared for the men as well. She displayed oil for men, Yajin maze, the king and Gumbar news. “Follow me, Excellency, My man and His majesty.” These products from my understanding came in various liquid contents to strengthen and help two-minutes men to last longer in bed. But Bouncing oil remains the king of all according to her.”

Emergency cookie is another product that resurrects fallen breasts according to Hajia. She said, “You can see it is in powder form, it is prepared like pap (Akamu), take it for three days and see the rise of the fallen breast. We also have lots of various products for the women’s product like good luck, rise and shine, open doors for business to flourish, promotion in offices and all good product that will make a woman progress and be financially buoyant.”

Even as women would always look for products to enhance themselves, Ask Hajia if kayan mata is not in the class of Viagra which has after effect for some men? She said, you are asking too many questions. “These substances are naturally made and has been in use for as long as I do not know.”

Unfortunately, most women refused to understand that Kayan mata which they claim enhances sex does not keep any man or save marriage. Only God saves marriages. Again, good character and conduct, respect for the man, responsibility, truthfulness and bonding are other ingredients that endears a man to his woman. Dr. and Dr. Mrs Joseph became a cynosure of all eyes with their marriage. Their love, unity, togetherness was worthy of emulation. It got so bad his kinsmen came to look for him and the wife looked at their clock and said to her in-laws, “He is with his printer and will come back from there.” His kinsmen chided him for letting his wife know all his movement.

Dear Nigerian men and women. Has anyone bothered to find out the side effect of Kayan mata? They claim it is natural, what should be the dosage? If it was effective, why did a kayan mata seller’s marriage crash, when she has the solution to keep her man?

Know it from today that Kayan mata cannot keep a man for just a lady. If it is Fulani secret, has it stopped polygamy as religion agrees in that clime.?

Women, instead of looking for kayan mata to keep your man, work on your character and conduct, be educationally, financially and adequately empowered for your man to respect you. Then, on bended knees, make your supplication known to God.

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